Isn’t it funny how you break up with someone and then you and all your friends discover that person is a jerkface mcdouchebag?
Ugh.
Isn’t it funny how you break up with someone and then you and all your friends discover that person is a jerkface mcdouchebag?
Ugh.
But see, my heart isn’t something I lose. I don’t misplace it, like I do my keys or occasionally my wallet… [My] body isn’t something I sell. I rent my experience out as a service provider.
No one suggests that masseuses can’t afford to love, or acupuncturists, or therapists, and what they’re offering is intimate in nature, as well, in different ways. I’m offering my skills in relationships, sexuality, and kink, skills I spent time developing. I’m offering someone who will talk about sex with you and communicate clearly and effectively, and, with any luck, some of that will rub off on you.
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gamzees-full-ofmiracles-butthole:
My iPod and an empty Fanta bottle. Well shit.
A Stegosaurus and a Styracosaurus
Fuck. yes.
A stack of three bowls with spoons and wound disinfectant
A box full of beer and a living rooms table.
MUhahahahahah~A tiny stick and a chair.
Fair.a DS and a brush
iPod and a pair of Headphones.
Nice knowing you all.
A pocket knife and a hammer
huh
okay
my purse and a basket with my knitting stuff
would sticking a knitting needle through it’s eye kill it?
a pillow and a blanket.
I will CUDDLE THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE ZOMBIES. <3
My little pipe, Wandering Star, and a half empty bottle of maple syrup.
So… I’m going to smoke the zombies out and make them pancakes?
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—John Scalzi tells it like it is. (Go and read the whole essay, then read the comments.)
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—Rumi (via lover-root)
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do you know how many times i’ve reblogged this and how many times i will again
BECAUSE NEITHER DO I
ALWAYS REBLOG! SO GOOD!
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This outfit is inspired by Harley Quinn of Arkham City. I chose to use her outfit’s color palette and biker feeling. I used polka dots in the top and shoes to add a bit of quirkiness to the outfit. I also added earrings which look like the pattern on her pants in the in-game outfit. (Reference Image)